04 February 2010

Saiful and the art of kemut

Saiful claimed in his police report of 28th June 2008, made at Hospital Kuala Lumpur (HKL), that he was sodomised by Anwar on the afternoon of Thursday 26th June 2008 at a condominium in Bukit Damansara. Saiful reported to the hospital on the 28th (over 48 hours later)and strangely our good and efficient Police found Anwar's semen and DNA still in the anus!

Let us assume what Saiful claimed is true. That means he avoided shitting for the two days (farting included) and did not washed his anus nor bathing to avoid spilling/overflowing the semen. As Anwar's semen is the most important evidence to collect DNA, he would have to "kemut" or vacuum-up (sorry, i can't find the right English word for kemut) for two days. He would also have to wear pampers or a tight underwear and not changing it for the two days to avoid spilling the semen.

By the time the doctor swipe his anus to fished for the remaining semen, his anus would have smell so bad and his stools would have harden up and become constipate. That is why he complained to the Burmese Doctor at Pusrawi that he had pain in his anus for a few days and that a “plastic” item had been inserted. The plastic thing is actually his harden stool !!

So folks, after this whole episode is done with, somebody should interview Saiful and learn the art of Kemut from him. It would be a very useful knowledge for our ladies !!

Just my two cents................. Hehe

1 comment:

JLTan said...

Yes, the evidence is hard to believe, isn't it? But then, a lot of things that go on in politics (I am generalising as I say this) are.