06 February 2010

Will the Perak saga end this coming Tuesday 9 February 2010?


Everybody is holding their breath till Tuesday 9 February 2010, when the Federal court declares who is the rightful MB for Perak. There will be two scenarios of what will happen when the court gives their verdict.

Scenario 1 - The Federal court declares Nizar as the rightful MB.

If Nizar is declared as the rightful MB, Zambry has many options to stay in power. He will call an emergency sitting of the Perak Assembly, where Hee Yit Foong, the deputy speaker will chair the sitting to table a motion of no confidence against Nizar and remove him as the legitimate Menteri Besar (They will not use BN assembly speaker Ganesan as he was not lawfully elected). Then Zambry will be re-appointed as the MB again.

Nizar will try to seek audience with the Sultan of Perak on Tuesday evening or Wednesday morning and ask the Sultan for the dissolution of the Perak Assembly. He will be hoping and praying that the Sultan is still in Perak during that time. If the Sultan agrees, then we will have an election. If the Sultan does not agree, then Nizar will be thrown out by the motion of no confidence at the Perak Assembly on Wednesday or Thursday.

Scenario 2 - The Federal court declares Zambry as the rightful MB.

Status quo maintains as of now where Zambry will cling to power till the next election.

So folks, whatever way the Federal Court decides, Zambry will still be the MB. Period
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04 February 2010

Saiful and the art of kemut


Saiful claimed in his police report of 28th June 2008, made at Hospital Kuala Lumpur (HKL), that he was sodomised by Anwar on the afternoon of Thursday 26th June 2008 at a condominium in Bukit Damansara. Saiful reported to the hospital on the 28th (over 48 hours later)and strangely our good and efficient Police found Anwar's semen and DNA still in the anus!

Let us assume what Saiful claimed is true. That means he avoided shitting for the two days (farting included) and did not washed his anus nor bathing to avoid spilling/overflowing the semen. As Anwar's semen is the most important evidence to collect DNA, he would have to "kemut" or vacuum-up (sorry, i can't find the right English word for kemut) for two days. He would also have to wear pampers or a tight underwear and not changing it for the two days to avoid spilling the semen.

By the time the doctor swipe his anus to fished for the remaining semen, his anus would have smell so bad and his stools would have harden up and become constipate. That is why he complained to the Burmese Doctor at Pusrawi that he had pain in his anus for a few days and that a “plastic” item had been inserted. The plastic thing is actually his harden stool !!

So folks, after this whole episode is done with, somebody should interview Saiful and learn the art of Kemut from him. It would be a very useful knowledge for our ladies !!

Just my two cents................. Hehe